DAP, or Dog Appeasing Pheremone has been shown to reduce barking and make dogs more friendly to strangers. I can’t wait until we combine HAP (Human Appeasing Pheremone) with Smellovision. If only I could give a dose of this to irrate help desk callers.

A recent experiment appears to have invalidated the Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics. Damn. This one was my favorite, too. Kills a lot of good science fiction with cold hard science reality though.