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When we closed on our house, there was a ton of papers to sign. I commented to the notary..

quick aside: when I was little I used to think that the phrase "Notary Public" was actually "Noted Republic" I had a hard time understanding why you had to sign Important Papers in front of some guy who apparently had declared that his house was an independant country.

So I commented to the notary "My name is too long, and I'm tired of writing it, can I just switch to an X?"

She didn't think it was funny.

Note: Don't make jokes about your signature when signing a deed and a mortgage. You only get nervous laughter.

This guy decided to just see how far he can change his signature before people noticed.

I think my favorite is when he drew a little stick figure as his signature.

(via Hork)

• They Sell The Darndest Things These Days: I was just minding my own business at the grocery story, looking at fruit, and I see this:

  

  Sausage Party Trays.

  they were sold out (!?!?) so I don't didn't get to see what kind of tray you need to bring to a sausage party. (0)