I Know A Young Toddler
Cory’s recent medical history, in song:
I know a young toddler who had an ear ache
I don’t know why he had an ear ache
For goodness sake
I know a young toddler who ate amoxicillin
That turned out to be quite a villian
He swallowed the ‘cillin to get the ear ache
I don’t why he had an ear ache
For goodness sake
I know a young toddler who’s covered with hives
Which itch and and offend your eyes
He got the hives from the ‘cillin
He swallowed the ‘cillin to get the ear ache
I don’t why he had an ear ache
For goodness sake
I know a young toddler who ate benadryl
which every 6 hours he must swill
The benadryl combats the hives
He got the hives from the ‘cillin
He swallowed the ‘cillin to get the ear ache
I don’t why he had an ear ache
for goodness sake
I know a young toddler who was prescribed a steroid
To return him to shape more hominoid
The steroid helps the benadryl
The benadryl combats the hives
He got the hives from the ‘cillin
He swallowed the ‘cillin to get the ear ache
I don’t why he had an ear ache
for goodness sake
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Medical poetry, ftw!!!
Too bad the inspiration was unpleasant.