When I’m Elvis Rich: America’s National Pastime Plus Little People

When I’m Elvis rich, I’m going to start an American League Baseball team composed of all little people, and a really good normal sized pitcher. Lets call them The Anaheim Munchkins. As long as my pitcher can manage a few no-hitters against the other normal sized teams, the rest of my team’s impossible to hit strike zone will rack up massive points from walks.

This of course will start a (short) arms race where other teams in the league try and find similar small strike zones. The Atlanta Gnomes and Boston Leprechauns will surely follow. The only problem will be when the Munchkins make it to the World Series and don’t have the pinch hitter rule anymore and our pitcher with the huge strike zone becomes a (big) liability.

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