Email Signatures That Show You Need More Work To Do

A while ago at work we received an email from someone outside the company that had the most pimped out email signature EVAR. I was so dumbfounded/impressed that someone actually built this horrible contraption out of marquee tags, I saved it, and modified it to protect the guilty. Submitted for your viewing pleasure:

It’s a little b0rked in Firefox, as it keeps on scrolling, FOREVER, but I feel that just adds to it’s charm.